Pretty much the best thing I’ve found.
In my second grade class this kid tried to forge his mom’s signature but he got caught because he just wrote ‘mom’ in fancy letters
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
'who? oh, an internet friend?' yea and they're a better fuckin friend than you've ever been mate so get that disapproval out of your voice and up your goddamn game you should be ashamed of urself
sometimes tumblr can be a real killjoy. some people come up with a creative idea no matter how silly it may be, its just a daydream, and others go “haha no tumblr university would become dangan ronpa”. a joke gets popular and it makes people laugh and feel happy “this is a stupid joke it got old it was never funny im going to blacklist it and let everyone know how i feel so they feel ASHAMED for ever liking this joke” its depressing
merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup
do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at
Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick