dont you, forget about meme
I wonder how many of my current interests I’ll regret in 2 years
Lupita aka actual Disney Princess
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
a flip club
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
he has no idea
me and my tomodachi
Disney’s “The Skeleton Dance” Mondo Poster - one of the works from the “Nothing’s Impossible!” show at SXSW.